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Guys Demotivational Poster

Old Players -

VALENTINE'S DAY - Single Girls V's Single Guys


TAGS: darwin awards pool stupid guys
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

forseti - July 20, 2011, 3:19 am
no problem! i can see this picture at least one time a year. ;)
champ99 - July 19, 2011, 3:17 pm
one here also #1075
Iconoclast - July 18, 2011, 3:03 pm
Good reminder of the stupidity of some folks, even if Forsetti did it about a year ago: 101987


TAGS: man you guys guessed this one fast
Rating: 4.91/5

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Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 12:31 am
9/10 I see 'IRONY' efforts that are in no way depicting irony. This is not one of those efforts, so have a 5.
msouth - October 13, 2010, 6:33 pm
Actually it's accurate--"Nothing" is written in stone right at the top there.


TAGS: mau metal aloan kill brazilian problematic guys
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Mauá

That sucked - August 30, 2009, 7:17 pm
Epic pun failure FTL.
ramon - June 10, 2009, 11:05 am

yer not gonna like the way you look -

TAGS: five guys eclat
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by GaryO

CARDIOPULMONARY RESUSCITATION - Hey guys, I think you are doing wrong ...

TAGS: cpr doing it wrong guys
Rating: 3.33/5

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Budog - July 24, 2011, 7:57 pm
Well, as an Intermediate EMT, I know knew enough that a decapitation was an obvious 10-85 Echo...
internetninjaII - July 24, 2011, 4:23 pm
Believe it or not, but this is part of the practical exam... unless you have a high enough qualification, you are not allowed to state that the person is dead and therefore must continue with CPR.... true story

A BURGLAR? - No, just the son Home from college Looking for clean underwear

1964 - A good year for guys in gowns

TAGS: guys gowns crossdresses transvestites 1964 rnr
Rating: 2.29/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 26, 2008, 12:59 am
Three Dollars!!!??? In 1964 money? Why, that's insane! Gas was only 30 cents a gallon! Ohhh, limited edition! Well, that explains everything.


TAGS: two guys ones bike motorcycle
Rating: 1.37/5

More motifakes by Mat

NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:23 pm
No.1: "Let's do a wheelie!..." No.2: "Huh...!?"
Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:12 pm
Really. A matter of handhold vs. necessity. I think they are o.k. etiquette acceptable.
Drifter - September 26, 2011, 1:33 am
Now look carefully, guys; there's a backpack between them. Rule is moot.
TonyCliffton - January 24, 2010, 1:24 am
'Tis g**.
ICEMAN - January 24, 2010, 1:02 am
Stoo pud
Derek - January 23, 2010, 8:55 pm
A code of behaviour as comfortable as a straightjacket

COLOSSAL ACHIEVEMENT . . .SAME RESULTS - 891,500 square meters for ladies shoes, 500 square meters for guy stuff and 137 Starbucks.


TAGS: fat guys
Rating: 2.39/5

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Pay Back's A Bitch -

I KNEW IT - They're trained that way

TAGS: i bet cable guys are too
Rating: 3.74/5

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Occupo Noctis - December 13, 2009, 9:11 pm
If they ever switch away from diesel engines.. they'll be able to get away with this. I hear them coming the block over!

A DOUCHE - The correct answer to: What is a guy with a maori tattoo who is clearly not a maori

TAGS: new zealand white guys idiot
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - July 4, 2011, 8:59 am
Well i did post it on there, but it was a couple hours after this particular one
440wakeup - July 4, 2011, 6:47 am
It automatically posted there, I was checking on my douche uploads and this was th frontpage, i saw it on that site first.
caveman - July 3, 2011, 11:23 am
Oh yeah, guess i didn't even realise
rerun - July 3, 2011, 11:09 am

you could post the pic to another site as well.

Talk To Me -

TAGS: for the guys wife husband communication arguing quote s freud
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 11:15 pm
That was his 2nd mistake...1st was being born male, the poor s.o.b.
Oldsod - January 31, 2014, 10:00 pm
Yes, but his first mistake was listening...
MissPriss - January 17, 2014, 11:37 am
Ah Mr. Gary, I see you know well what the posters is saying...teehee.
GaryO - January 16, 2014, 10:04 pm


TAGS: old guys old times catching up
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

gmltwc - October 19, 2010, 5:38 pm

ENTROPY - It's not what it used to be

IT GUYS - they tell me the same thing everytime I call 'em How long is the internet gonna be full?


TAGS: g** guys kissing and the cops that may not want to protect them
Rating: 3.75/5

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Jmac0585 - March 30, 2010, 9:48 am
I just appreciate that the satire in this was appreciated.


WISE GUYS - They'll beat the crap out'ya

GUIDE TO LIFE - Written for 4chan, applicable everywhere.

TAGS: guide 4**** life nice guys girls
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by fantum

MSNBC - October 20, 2009, 1:55 pm
ok he says he is a nice guy but near the end he acts like a f***ing ***k! what a load of ****

Killing Fields -

CHOOSE YOUR CONVERSATIONS - When the phrase ‘what are you wearing tonight’ is said all guys in the room switch off. When the reply is ‘I don’t know, something slutty maybe’ all guys in the block switch on


TAGS: its also how scuba guys get stuck in trees
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 6:22 pm
I wish I could summons motifakes that were this good. 5L, inbound.

CUBBYBEAR - Will not fall for this trick...again

EMO'S - Should take a long walk off a short pier

TUNNEL BAIT - This is it.

TAGS: tunnel bait sorry guys
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by Matty

LogicDude - April 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
Powdered soap. Why? It takes longer to pick up when you drop it...
waldobaby - April 21, 2009, 8:59 pm
Why are these two standing on a wet VINYL TILE floor with a bar of soap? Can't they find a shower?

MY MUM ALWAYS SAID TO ME - ‘Why would you want to be friends with that group of people,they’re nothing but worthless excuses for human beings'. And I would always reply, 'if they’re worthless and they reject me, what does that make me?’


TAGS: black guys want justice and so does one spelling nazi shunned
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 30, 2009, 12:19 am
Thanks, Ag. Though, now that I think about it...turning your back on George doesn't seem like a good idea.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 10:54 pm
Had I seen this picture, I'd have said there was nothing you could do with it. Good one, Bart!
Bartimaeus - October 29, 2009, 10:27 pm
Great comment, LD. You gotta keep up with Ebonics, the language of the street. For rizzle.
LogicDude - October 29, 2009, 10:22 pm
Dear God NO! It's that whole "on the downlow" thing all over again!

COME ON GUYS - I could run faster than you standing on my head.

TAGS: come on guys
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by MustyK

HEY GUYS - What Are You Looking At?

TAGS: hey guys what are you looking at 101st airborne
Rating: 2.62/5

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sickartist - December 11, 2009, 10:16 pm
Having been in the 101st 1969 thru 1972... fingers in the ears is the sign for waiting for a big boom.


TAGS: mau viking aloan kill brazilian problematic guys
Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by Mauá

JesusWept - December 2, 2012, 5:56 pm
Vikings? Those guys dont look very scandinavian :-P
ThatOne - October 30, 2009, 8:34 pm
Vikings...are you kidding...them Common!

Touched By An Angel -

TAGS: for the guys wife angel two old men interpretation
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 19, 2014, 12:22 pm
Now be honest...the poster or the image made you laugh. Thanks for stopping by little.
chickenlittle - January 18, 2014, 9:29 pm
haha! :D
MissPriss - January 18, 2014, 8:41 pm
Gotta stop gigglin'. Got an image of you yelling out BAM, scaring the sheet out of your missus, she falls to the floor and a little pair of angel wings flutter by behind your back...sorry...bahaha! Thanks for the bam, the L's and the image!
GaryO - January 18, 2014, 3:00 pm
Bam! 5

Beautiful Inspiration -

TAGS: for the guys women achieve prevent men inspire
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 20, 2014, 10:25 pm
oh-h-h-h-h, I don’t know-w-w-w
rerun - January 20, 2014, 7:30 pm

This is so true.

Past Life -

TAGS: for the guys bachelor marriage boys men had a life
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 16, 2014, 8:30 pm
thanks me lord...new series.
Reality Lord - January 16, 2014, 8:15 pm


Challenge Accepted -

TAGS: girls guys contest
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:12 pm
Gotta give the guys a 5L for effort...there are only 3 of them compared to the 4 gals!

That's Classified -

Never Forget -

TAGS: for the guys wife birthday forgetfulness important dates remembering quote nash
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 16, 2014, 8:31 pm
Oh...you newlyweds!
Oldsod - January 16, 2014, 8:21 pm
I've never forgotten either a birthday or anniversary. Just don't ask me how long I've been married.

Happy! Happy! -

a word to the not so wise -

TAGS: facebook friends psychopath sociopath guys and gals
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2013, 9:59 pm
Yeah, I agree with you on that. Except I'm still used to what a "hipster" used to be back in my day; so I'm guessing what you are referring to is not what I remember. Glad you like it.
curlyrocks - November 7, 2013, 4:30 pm
Man what happened to society? When did dudes become so needy and such Wimps when it comes to love? I'm just old enough not to understand this EMO or Hipster thing so i'm going to blame that.


If Looks Could Kill -

Precisely -



TAGS: moti con the guys
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

GreyScorpion - October 1, 2010, 9:36 am
what kind of freakish behavior is bayrooting with a soocer team? I saw the movie Houston 50, is that the same kind of thing?
Hawamleh - October 1, 2010, 9:32 am
If Only I Could Come :(, On The Bright Side, Im Going To Beirut With My Soccer Team...So I Guess ...Yeah
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 9:39 pm
rerun - September 25, 2010, 9:29 pm

carpool lane?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 9:29 pm
Why would the Indians be on the bus to their own casino?
rerun - September 25, 2010, 9:25 pm

You sure this isn't the bus to one of those Indian Casinos?
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 9:21 pm
The drunk driver, of course... (thank me later)
ICEMAN - September 25, 2010, 9:20 pm
Hey Aggy, which one are you?
jameswnash - September 25, 2010, 7:36 pm
hope no one shrinks heads

some women -

TAGS: women guys noticing bending over
Rating: 4.29/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 11, 2014, 1:58 am
Please note ladies, I said “SOME" women, not “all."

DEVIL - The voice in your head that starts speaking the moment you leave your girlfriend in a cottage with just one other guy.


TAGS: how much for a cut an color guys
Rating: 4.18/5

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sickartist - January 14, 2010, 8:51 pm
Greybeards always have free candy.

PROFESSIONAL MOTIFAKERS - We get paid by the hour to create high level fake motivational posters. Unfortunatly none of them are good enough for the moderators.

TAGS: i mean they keep making us laugh why not you guys
Rating: 3.82/5

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DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:48 pm
Is anyone else seeing this? 4 good-lookin women (at least from this angle... And then the goofy looking kid in the middle. Life just ain't fair

DUMB & DUMBER CONTEST - Ranked in the top 10 in the look-alike contest.


TAGS: really guys you have got to start buying the fish too
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:16 pm
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:14 pm
LMAO...honest to god, I thought you guys were from across the pond Brit.
Briton of Rose - October 30, 2009, 6:13 pm
For a second I thought you were saying we should go via JapanAir. :D
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:11 pm
*fright = flight
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:11 pm
Ok a fright then...just don't take the one that overshoots it by 150 miles.
Briton of Rose - October 30, 2009, 6:07 pm
Kind of hard to take a day trip to Liverpool when you live in the Seattle area. And we do buy the fish, one per trip.
Haarakkon - October 30, 2009, 10:34 am
5 Liverpud-lions.

ACTOR GARY COLEMAN - Now gamefully employed as a motifake model at Woodywood03a studios.

TAGS: gary coleman motifake men guys
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:11 pm
awwww, did little gary get his feelings hurt?
agdaniele - September 13, 2009, 4:29 pm
Watchoo talkin 'bout, Woody?
Woodywood03a - September 13, 2009, 4:25 pm
Keep it up!!!
CANADA - September 8, 2009, 8:46 am
hehehe i love this ****
agdaniele - September 8, 2009, 1:28 am
(laying down, maybe)
Woodywood03a - September 8, 2009, 1:23 am
You still owe me one.... and also, I am a foot taller then he is.
Todd Snyder - September 7, 2009, 9:01 pm
All in good fun :-) Gotta admit the resemblance, though. Throw some Asian h**tie motifakes out there and you'll get 5L's from me. That'll offset the folks 1-ing your posters to death. Some of these folks have no sense of humor.
Woodywood03a - September 7, 2009, 6:16 pm
I don't want his picture to leave this site... I would like to remind him, you should asked before you used personal picture of yourself. Now granted, I put them on here. But somehow... I got sh** down by the voters. Now, it is something great to see.
Woodywood03a - September 7, 2009, 6:11 pm
No, don't.... That guy owes me one now. I don't want to get him off that easy.
motifake - September 7, 2009, 6:05 pm

Woody, I will delete this if you want me to. Thought it was all in good fun. But if you consider it an attack, its gone.
Woodywood03a - September 7, 2009, 6:03 pm
Haha, you are a ja****s. you know that?? I am not Gary Coleman.Even he will be hitting facepalms for this **** here. I would be shock if this makes the top 10 for the month. But then.... YOU WILL OWE ME ONE!! or four.

NINJAS - no survivors.

TAGS: mau ninja aloan kill brazilian problematic guys
Rating: 3/5

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tdrd - January 5, 2010, 8:37 am
He's dead too.
aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 11:40 am
you wouldnt see him if he was a ninja
Mauá - May 18, 2009, 7:41 pm
He's not a ninja.
berge - February 25, 2009, 2:18 pm
Very Logical, Logicdude! Hazzah!
LogicDude - January 1, 2009, 8:55 pm
Sorry, can't be a ninja...I can tell because I can see him...and because you were still alive to post this.

JOSEPH AND THE MAFIA - Just remember, the Mafia has been around for a looong time.

QUANTUM MECHANICS - The guys that fix quantums?

THEY WON'T CATCH OSAMA, - But how could you hate this?

TAGS: acrobatic army guys
Rating: 2.62/5

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ICEMAN - April 29, 2010, 11:28 pm
It's easy to hate this.

A PROMISE TO WOMEN - We will stop trying to check out your bodies, When you stop trying to check out our bank statements.

A GOOD START - What do you call a bunch of emo kids trapped in a car at the bottom of a lake? Dunno, but it's a good start

TAGS: emo girls guys kids bottm lake good start rnr
Rating: 2.1/5

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Elder God Douchebag - March 27, 2009, 2:38 pm
..Are you functionally retarded? Fall Out Boy is nothing -but- emo. Please get the hell out of here.
Moar - March 27, 2009, 2:37 pm
The quote in the picture above is a quote from a Fall Out Boy song... Not emo...

SHORT GUYS - The chips on their shoulders feel really heavy!

TAGS: short guys babies
Rating: 1.68/5

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repiglicanzsuk - May 13, 2008, 12:38 am
Richard D. James influenced?

summer sports -

TAGS: summer cruising h** guys
Rating: 5/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 10:01 pm
Mizzdizz, would you like to see their HOSES?
lgvernon - June 2, 2015, 10:43 pm

mizzdizz - June 2, 2015, 9:20 pm
I bet there's an older active fit LT or Cappy hangin out at the station somewhere----- Glad you enjoyed the eye candy, IgV!
lgvernon - June 2, 2015, 1:18 pm

Your posters always seem to affirm that I'm just old, not really dead. I wonder if any of these children want a good h** meal and some meaningful conversation? Hmmmmm? 5 Lustful Ls.

Girls -

wildland firefighters -

TAGS: thanks guys
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 16, 2015, 3:30 pm
Hi, Pikeman! I made this when CA was having all those fires. You can't ski on 2" but it will put out fires. Mammoth/June Lake is either open, or will be soon! My favorite spot!!!!
Pikeman - November 12, 2015, 3:53 pm
Somebody forgot about skiers.

my happy place -

Well hung stockings -

TAGS: messed with store display bags of ***ks ugh christmas crap already sorry guys
Rating: 4.91/5

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mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:16 am
I've been known to arrange letters too. What's funny is the number of people who DON'T notice! LOL! 5L
JesusWept - November 8, 2015, 9:06 am
HA! Nice one L L L L L

truth hurts -

TAGS: guys think its allabout them
Rating: 4.9/5

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mizzdizz - August 10, 2015, 1:17 pm
LOL! Only if you want to be hand-some!
CaptMickeyd - August 10, 2015, 10:00 am
Then we don't have to try so hard?

Poster Evolution wiener -

TAGS: you guys can do better
Rating: 4.9/5

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Reality Lord - March 16, 2015, 5:19 pm

Silverheart - March 16, 2015, 10:26 am

Or silver, for that matter.
Silverheart - March 16, 2015, 10:26 am

I did like Oldsods take better, but don't sell this short. The random, inexplicable musings a person might have while appearing to be thinking deep thoughts is EXACTLY what I had in mind when I posted this pic. Sometimes vapid tripe is better than gold.

Why? -

TAGS: datera** guys
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

GaryO - February 25, 2016, 7:40 pm
although shiny does attract me, an understated mauve would be in order...but not sure what color that'd become if I were to come into harm's way
Rick69 - February 25, 2016, 3:12 pm
I see... Didn't get the connection at the time.
Silverheart - February 25, 2016, 5:27 am

You mean you don't already? I figured you for a manicured type, with glittery pink nails.
GaryO - February 24, 2016, 7:32 pm
so now I gotta wear fingernail polish?
Swampfox - February 24, 2016, 6:24 pm
As opposed to 4 women.
Rick69 - February 24, 2016, 2:33 pm
As opposed to 3 guys? 1? I found the poster's message ambiguous... Or my imagination is failing me.
MissPriss - February 24, 2016, 1:20 pm
* s.h.o.t.s
MissPriss - February 24, 2016, 1:19 pm
umm... counting the sh**s required to test it, by "fingers", consistently went from 2 to 3 and then 4 and productivity was soon sh** to hell?

Bar Scene -

TAGS: bar scene pun funny guys
Rating: 4.2/5

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mizzdizz - June 17, 2015, 5:52 pm
Thanks, Oldsod! The pic is a bunch of guys making fun of chick selfies. Too funny NOT to use!
Oldsod - June 17, 2015, 5:45 pm
Awesomely horrible...possibly horribly awesome...either way, I will have given you 5L.